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Previously on
10 Things I Hate About You...

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You betrayed me.

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It's not personal.
It's just politics.

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I'm on The Biggest Poser.

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I leave for New York tomorrow!

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The only thing the show's going
to change is my address,

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not the way I feel about you.

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I thought we both
wanted to do this.

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Just because
I want to have sex

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doesn't mean I should.

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We had a huge fight.
I think it's over.

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I'm glad I caught you
before you left for Nepal.

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He didn't try to stop me.

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Okay, let's review the details

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of our annual sexy carwash
fundraiser.

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Are we sexy?
Check.

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Have we bought soap,
sponges, and buckets?

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Check.
Have we made posters?

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Yep, Dawn's hard at work
with the glitter gun.

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Have we approved
Michelle's bikini?

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I refuse to repeat last year's
wardrobe malfunction.

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Approved. We even did
a stress test.

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You are so efficient

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and pleasant to deal with.

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I am sick of Michelle.

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I think it's time for
a new vice head cheerleader,

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and her name is
Bianca Stratford.

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Oh, my God, really?

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That would be
a dream come true,

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page nine actually,

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but can you just do that?

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Thank God cheerleading
isn't a democracy.

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The only opinion that matters
is mine.

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You are my favorite dictator.

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Michelle.

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Chastity. Bianca.

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Michelle, Kaitlin.

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Bianca, Chastity.
Okay, enough.

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Well, we should probably be
getting to class.

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Okay.
See you guys later.

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Bye.

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Bye.
Bye.

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Did you see that?

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They stopped talking
the second they saw us.

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Well, so did we...

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because we were talking
about them.

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Oh, my God, do you think
they heard about my promotion?

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It doesn't matter.

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They were already planning
a coup d'état

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the moment we walked up.

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Do they not realize
who they're up against?

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I am this school's
Tony Soprano.

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Bianca, oh,
we are taking them down.

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Oh, yeah.

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Hi, I'm Kat Stratford.

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I'm a big fan
of your university,
huge, actually.

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Congratulations.

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Thanks. Would you like
a prospectus?

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I've got one already.

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I like to flip through it
and daydream,

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not in a sad,
socially-maladjusted way.

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My mom went to Brown,

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and she always talked
about how much she loved
her time there.

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So you're a legacy.
That improves your chances.

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No favoritism, please.
I think I deserve admission
on my own merits.

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Sir, William Blankenship.
Allow me to cut to the chase.

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I know at most you'll accept
one student from this school,

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and I would like to be
that student.

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No, I would like to be
that student.

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He would like to push
my buttons.

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No, I would like to go
to Brown.

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My mother went there.
Best time of her life.

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Does that make me a legacy?

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We try not to view
college admissions
as a competition.

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Just so you know,
I turned my car
into a bio-diesel.

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I speak fluent Cantonese.

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I enacted Meatless Mondays.

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I'm student body president.

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He is not.
We haven't even voted yet.

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I'm running unopposed.

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Not anymore.

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Kat.

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Can you take down
a few of your posters?

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There's not enough room
on these walls for my posters,
too.

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I know.

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It's hard when two such
important events are going on
at the same time.

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Why don't you just cancel
your super-offensive
sexy carwash?

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Because Dad's out of town.

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This may be my polka dot
bikini's only chance to see
the sun.

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Don't look now.
It's Patrick.

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I don't care.

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I've moved on.

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Really, don't look

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unless you want to see
Patrick looking super buff
in his white T-shirt.

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All right,
later.

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Hey.
Hi.

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As you can see,
I didn't go to Nepal.

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Bianca begged me not to.
It was pathetic.

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So you're still
a fellow inmate, huh?

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Yep, but I don't want us
to have to avoid each other

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in the prison yard.

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Just because we broke up,
doesn't mean we can't be
civil.

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Don't worry.
I won't shank you.

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Cool.

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Well, I hope I can count
on your vote.

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Like I vote
in these stupid elections.

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Michelle and that other girl
whose name I can't remember

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are planning--

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They're planning something,
aren't they?

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I'm sure they are,

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but they know we're friends.

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Getting any info is going--

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...is going to be impossible.

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Being a mole is way harder
than it looks.

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Huh.
This isn't brain surgery.

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We just have to make them
believe that we hate each other.

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Ooh-ooh, I have an idea.

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We stage a fake fight.

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You guys get into
a big public brawl

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that totally ruptures
your friendship.

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I don't know.

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After the fake intervention,

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we promised ourselves
no more fake events.

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They always backfire.

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That's only because Joey
was such a wild card.

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This is an inside job,

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so nothing can go wrong.

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Let's do it this afternoon
at the sexy carwash.

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Yes.

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I finished the flyers.

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It was not easy finding
recycled paper
with a nice sheen.

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And I've worked up
some talking points.

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It's a little bit
of Hilary's smarts

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and a little bit of Sarah's
"Aw, shucks" appeal.

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You guys rock.

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Imagine what this place
could be like

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with smart women like us
making the decision.

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Come to my victory
toga beach party.

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Free food and,
fingers crossed,
swim suits optional.

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Your cover charge:
the low-low price

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of a vote for Blank.

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Party!

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Party. Party. Party...

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Blank.

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Blank! Blank! Blank!
Blank! Blank!

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Blank!

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Kat, lovely to see you,
as always.

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You're so afraid of losing
to me, you've resorted
to buying votes.

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Remember, cheap theatrics
can only take you so far.

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Just ask Howard Dean.

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Now you've hurt my feelings.

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You're still invited
to my victory party.

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I think you would look
smashing in a toga.

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Well, you don't,

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and I hope your deposit
at the beach club
is nonrefundable.

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Sexy carwash.

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Bianca, what do you think
you're doing?

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I put you on tire duty.
Hop to it. Now.

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These bottoms don't look cute
when I crouch, Chastity,
and stop shrieking.

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I can hear you.

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Oh, you were so much more
obedient when you were
the mascot.

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Maybe I should demote you.

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Now, get back to work.

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I want to be able to see
my reflection in those hubcaps.

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No problem.
They're the same height
as your face.

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No, she didn't.

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You better check yourself,
Olive Oyl,

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and next time,
you should shop for a bikini

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in juniors.

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Hey, your ex-boyfriend Joey

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thinks my body is perfect.

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Oh, how would he know?

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It's not like
he's ever seen it.

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She's a virgin.

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That's right, folks.

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She never slept with Mr. Ross.

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She made it up

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so that people would think
she's cool.

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Dawn.

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Bianca, I'm sorry.
I can't help myself.

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Chastity, I told you that
in strictest confidence.

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Stay out of it,
Kristi Yamaguchi.

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At least I'm not a slore
who slept with Joey
on the third date.

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Oh, and F-Y-I, he also said
that you were so bad in bed

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that he faked it.

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Girl fight. Girl fight...

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That's it!
You're off the squad
for real.

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Okay, actually, Chastity,

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you were the one
who crossed the line.

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You threw the first sponge,

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and when it comes to violence,

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this squad has
a zero-tolerance policy.

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Which means we can kick you off
with a unanimous vote.

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It was a sponge,
not a grenade.
Okay?

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You can't vote me off.
I'm the captain, damn it.

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Girls, with a show of hands,

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how many of you feel
threatened?

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You're out, Chastity.
Good-bye.

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Yes.

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Is there a bruise?
And a welt.

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And a red mark
in the shape of a sponge.

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If it doesn't go away,
I'm suing.

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You totally should.

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Maybe you could get her car.

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There's Joey.

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Joey, there's a drought
on the tundra.

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You haven't had anything
to eat in "veeks,"

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so now you're going to be
stalking Mr. Antelope.

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Get up.
Got it.

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Is it okay if I crawl,
you know, work the floor?

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Ya, ya, get down.

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Exactly, but remember to find
your light, okay?

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I want to see
"zee" hunger in your eyes.
Okay?

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Oh, ya, ya.

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Und not so feral.

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So "modelicious."

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Modelicious.

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Co'lliviette,
you knew I wanted to rock
the peacock.

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Sorry, but your face looks
more like a horse, bitch.

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Who are you calling
a bitch, bitch?

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Get out of my face, Zebra.

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Co'lliviette,
come on.

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I hate how girls
on reality shows are always
so bitchy to each other.

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It makes me embarrassed
to be a girl.

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I know.

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Until Co'lliviette accused Tia
of stealing her trail mix,

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they were best friends.

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Dawn, be honest with me.

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Do you think I was a bitch
to Chastity?

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Well, she was a bitch first.

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Yeah, but we were becoming
real friends.

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I want to be a better person
than Tia and Co'lliviette.

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And in conclusion,

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allow me to quote
Mahatma Gandhi,

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who said, "Be the change you
wish to see in the world.

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If you vote for me,
Kat Stratford...

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I will be that change.

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Cut. Okay.

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Uh, yeah, that was terrible.

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I don't think even I
can vote for you after that.

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I completely tuned out
as soon as you--

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I get it.
I sucked.

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You want them to like you.
Try smiling.

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A smile isn't going
to help, Gaia.

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It's-- It's that speech.

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It's boring and just pukey--

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Hey, I killed myself
writing that.

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It focus-grouped very well
with Mr. Montcastle's
homeroom.

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Mm-hmm.

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Give me this.

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Okay, now, why don't you
just tell me

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why you want to run
in your own words.

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I want to be president
because--

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00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,210
I don't know.

255
00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,710
I want to beat Blank,

256
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,620
and I want to get into Brown,

257
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:09,040
and, well, the truth is

258
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,210
every morning I wake up,

259
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:11,880
and I think,

260
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,330
"Who are these people?

261
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:16,960
Why am I the only person
who cares about anything
that matters?"

262
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,830
And then every morning
I remember,

263
00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:19,710
they're idiots.

264
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:22,000
They have teeny-tiny
little pea brains

265
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,500
that can only process
information

266
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,170
in the form
of a tweet, a ring tone,

267
00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:26,500
or a status update,

268
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:28,080
and if they're not going
to think for themselves,

269
00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,170
they need someone like me
to think for them.

270
00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:34,120
Yeah, that's
not going to work either.

271
00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,710
Okay, I have an idea,

272
00:11:38,710 --> 00:11:41,080
but before you say no,
just hear me out.

273
00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,960
How's your sense of rhythm?

274
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,170
Peace. I'm out.

275
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,210
Can you believe they threw out
my script and did this?

276
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,750
It's vulgar.

277
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,000
We're so going to win.

278
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,710
No, we won't.

279
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:49,960
This will show
the entire school she
hasn't got a stick up her bum

280
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,380
right before they vote.

281
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:52,460
I think you underestimate

282
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:54,420
just how much people
dislike her.

283
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,420
No. It's over.

284
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,580
She's won,

285
00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:58,250
and maybe she deserves to.

286
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,750
Keep it together, Blank.

287
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,250
You don't concede that easily

288
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,120
unless you've been caught
in an airport bathroom.

289
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,620
Besides, you promised I'd be
in charge of prom.

290
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,380
Give it a rest, Tabitha.

291
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:16,790
Hey, guys.

292
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,710
Listen, things got
a little crazy yesterday

293
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,540
with the water and the sponges
and the voting.

294
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,620
I think we went too far.

295
00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:25,120
Since I'm the one Chastity hit,
and I'm willing to forgive her,

296
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,750
how about we just bring her
back on the squad?

297
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,000
Good idea, Bianca.

298
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,460
Second chances
are so inspiring.

299
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,000
You're kidding, right?

300
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,620
Chastity was really mean.

301
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:36,670
And that's Brittany
saying that.

302
00:13:36,670 --> 00:13:38,120
She's so nice it's nauseating.

303
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,920
I'll admit Chastity
can be a bitch,

304
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,750
but if we punish her
for that,

305
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,710
then we become bitches, too.

306
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:46,040
It's this horrible cycle

307
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,620
that's often filmed
for television.

308
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,460
Last week she told me
I had the ankles
of a middle-aged man.

309
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,500
Come on, guys,
have a little compassion.

310
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,620
Look, girls,
I'm the new head cheerleader,

311
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:55,540
and I say it's done.

312
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,040
I'll do you a favor,

313
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,500
and I'll try to forget
this conversation
ever happened,

314
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,250
but it'll be tough.

315
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,670
If you don't let Chastity
back on the squad,

316
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,080
then Dawn and I quit.

317
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,210
Okay, bye.

318
00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:10,620
Bye.
Bye.

319
00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,120
Bye.

320
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,670
Oh, my God,
we just quit cheerleading.

321
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,000
Okay, okay, let's not panic.

322
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,620
They'll never find replacements
for all three of us

323
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:18,670
before the game.

324
00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:21,330
They've got
to come crawling back.

325
00:14:21,330 --> 00:14:23,000
Right.

326
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,420
My story is America's story.

327
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,580
I believe in America,

328
00:14:27,580 --> 00:14:28,670
and I believe in you,

329
00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,710
Padua High.

330
00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,580
Vote William Blankenship

331
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,500
for Student Council President.

332
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,380
See you at my victory toga
beach party.

333
00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:51,250
Thank you for that stirring
tribute to white immigration.

334
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:54,540
And now our final candidate's
video,

335
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:58,250
after which you'll return
to your homerooms and vote.

336
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:01,580
Give it up for Kat Stratford.

337
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,670
This ought to be good.

338
00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,500
Go, Kat.

339
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,420
Yeah. Go, Kat.

340
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,670
The truth is every morning
I wake up

341
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:12,580
and I think,
"Who are these people?

342
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:16,170
Why am I the only person
who cares about anything
that matters?"

343
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:19,420
And then every morning
I remember they're idiots.

344
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:21,080
They have teeny-tiny
little pea brains.

345
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,540
that can only process
information

346
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,580
in the form of a tweet,
a ring tone,
or a status update,

347
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,580
and if they're not going
to think for themselves,

348
00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:30,380
they need someone like me
to think for them.

349
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,880
This is not what we did.

350
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,250
Kat.

351
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,540
Please believe me
when I tell you

352
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,880
I had nothing to do
with this.

353
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,580
Right.

354
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,460
You're welcome.

355
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,290
Kat, wait.
I don't want to talk about it.

356
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,250
My poor sister
and her big mouth.

357
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,920
Yeah. Well, we got
our own problems.

358
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,290
Michelle has not begged us
to come back yet.

359
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,120
Trust me.
She will.

360
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,790
Just wait until they try
to toss Kaitlin in the air.

361
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:25,880
Ah, glad I found you two.

362
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,620
Act nonchalant.

363
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:31,330
Michelle,
you look so cute.

364
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,710
Thanks. I need your uniforms.

365
00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:33,920
We've got a game Friday,

366
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,920
and the new girls
need to get them fitted,
so...

367
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,750
New girls?

368
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,120
Yeah, they're so great.

369
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,620
Way less mouthy.
Okay, toodles.

370
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,790
Bianca,
what are we going to do?

371
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:49,040
If I'm not a cheerleader,
then who am I?

372
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,540
There's Chastity.
She'll have a plan.

373
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,380
Chastity, look.

374
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,420
I know you're upset with me,

375
00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:57,830
but so much has happened

376
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:59,210
since our sponge fight
yesterday.

377
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,210
I realized our friendship
means more to me

378
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:03,540
than a stupid cheerleading
uniform,

379
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:06,830
so Dawn and I demanded
that the squad take you back,

380
00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,000
and when Michelle said no,

381
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,170
we quit in solidarity.

382
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,290
Oh, that is so sweet.

383
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:13,790
You're the best
friend I've ever had, B,

384
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,750
and you're my sixth best,
Dawn,

385
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,790
but I wish you
would've checked
with me first.

386
00:17:18,790 --> 00:17:19,920
Why?
Look,

387
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,620
the only reason I go
to this crappy public school

388
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,290
is because I'm
head cheerleader,

389
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:26,620
so I'm transferring
to St. Augustine.

390
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,250
Turns out their
head cheerleader's in rehab,

391
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,920
so there's an opening.

392
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,920
But you can't just leave us.

393
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,330
I will always be just
a text away.

394
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,750
Air hug.

395
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,000
I'll miss you besty.

396
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,880
But we just quit for you.

397
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,620
You suck!

398
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:28,290
Looks like you could use
a ride home.

399
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,380
All I ever wanted
was to be popular,

400
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:42,580
and now I've lost it
for someone who gave me
an air hug.

401
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,460
I can't believe
we're going to be unpopular.

402
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,670
Cameron, what's it like?
Is it horrible?

403
00:18:47,670 --> 00:18:49,540
No, there's a bunch
of cool stuff about it.

404
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,040
Really? Like what?

405
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,420
Like, uh, you get
lots of free time

406
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,290
to hang out and play games
with your friends,

407
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:58,250
be they virtual
or actual people.

408
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,120
Uh-huh. Anything else?

409
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,670
Well, your cell phone bill's
a lot lower

410
00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,120
because the virtual people
never call--
Shh.

411
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,330
Okay, that's enough,
sweetie.

412
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,710
Dr. Stratford.

413
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,540
Daddy, I thought you weren't
coming back until tomorrow.

414
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,710
There's nothing more boring

415
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,880
than a bunch of gynecologists
talking shop.

416
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:15,880
I mean,
how many conversations
can you have

417
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,210
about the cervix?

418
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:19,120
Oh, and
the vagina jokes.

419
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,580
Ew, Dad.
Gross.

420
00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,830
Oh, tell me one.

421
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,210
Sorry, forget where I was.

422
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,380
Where's your sister?

423
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,500
She's upstairs.

424
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,710
She had a rough day

425
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,670
and could probably use a hug.

426
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,670
Tell you one later.

427
00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,580
Um, Bianca,
you should watch this.

428
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,420
Co'lliviette, are you okay?

429
00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:41,460
I'm just thinking
about my baby.
You really miss her.

430
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,330
Yeah.

431
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:44,750
I love her so much.

432
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,290
I'm just afraid she, you know,

433
00:19:47,290 --> 00:19:48,710
wrecked my body.

434
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,540
Seriously, no.

435
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,080
No, you don't look like
you had a baby at all.

436
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,170
Yes, I do.

437
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,580
Look at my stomach.

438
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,500
It's, like, totally flat.

439
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,710
No. Touch it.
It's cushy.

440
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,540
No, it's not.

441
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,540
Well, that was fun.

442
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,000
Eh.

443
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,960
This is like
a new record for us.

444
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,880
We haven't gotten
in one single fight.

445
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,920
You see,
this is what the world needs--

446
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,790
more sex, less war.

447
00:20:37,790 --> 00:20:39,500
Now, if that had been
your campaign slogan,

448
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,710
you would've won.

449
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,080
Can I ask you a favor?

450
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,000
Huh?

451
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,670
Don't break my heart.
Okay?

452
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:11,460
Okay.

453
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,620
Can I ask you a favor?

454
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,500
What is it?

455
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,540
I hear someone
can use a hug.

456
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,620
I'm not leaving.